swoller bear

an overweight person

You: Yo, did you peep Kevin's new girl?

Me: Yeah man, hide your food - that chick is a swoller bear. What was he thinking?

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Patronin'

To be intoxicated from drinking the popular tequila Patron.

1) You: I'll be at the party in 15 minutes.

Me: You better hurry up, everyone is Patronin' and everything.

2) You may be drunk, but I'm Patronin'

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pretty please

An ugly person. Usually refering to a female.

You: "Did you see Sarah's new look? I think she is so pretty with shorter hair."

Me: "Pretty Please. She looks like a 12 year old boy with that hair style. In fact, it looks like a 12 year old boy styled her hair."

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blacktose intolerant

A really dark skinned person who can't eat dairy products

Man.. Kayla's so blacktose intolerant, she can't even eat cheesecake.

When I turned off the light, i couldnt see any thing except her teeth, she's so blacktose intolerant.

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