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When you eat a burger with an egg on it and the yolk finales all over your face
TJ ate a burger last night. And that bitch yolkakked all over dat face!
When a paraplegic man has to use the bathroom at a stadium with a trough urinal. They wheel in and jump up placing their nubs to the edge of the trough and lean over placing a hand on the wall for balance.
Person 1: Dude did you hear what happened when TJ cut in front of that wheelchair guy in line for the bathroom at the Lions game?
Person 2: No what happened?
Person 1: Guy punched him in the back of the head and rolled right over him on his way to the urinal.
Person 2: Wait how does a wheelchair guy use a urinal?
Person 1: Come on man... you never heard of tub nubbin?
Person 2: Oh yeah tub nubbin I've heard of that!
Person 2: I bet TJ wishes he never crossed that tub nubbin some bitch.
Person 1: You can say that again!
When a thicc cheese curd girl from Madison starts to twerk.
Yo you met TJ's new girl Crystal? She has that Wisconsin Bounce going for her.