mr. body massage machine

a body massage machine is a vibrator.....so a mr. body massage machine is a vibrator....it's just a fucking vibrator

"I'm going to the drugstore to get a Mr. Body Massage Machine!I'll be pretty occupied for the next few hours, so don't call me."

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milk train

something someone says when honking the boob, or giving a titty twister; another word for titty twister or nurple

person 1: *walking down the street*
person 2: stops and says "O My Golly G Willikers!!! What is that over there?!?!" *points to something off in the distance
person 1: *looks over in the distance and is distracted*
person 2: reaches over and pinches person 1's nipple in the process of a titty twister while exclaiming "MILK TRAIN!!!"

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