Me

Something I call myself

Person: hey you
Me: who me

This is how my ex used to shout at me to get my attention

Life

Life is something you always question

What is life

Cheater

My ex-boyfriend

Me: hi
Person: your bf asked me out
Me: really
Person: yeah
Me: did you say yes
Person: yeah we are going to friston tonight come down and we'll expose this cheater
Me: ok
At the park
Person: hi
My ex: hey ready for our date
Me: hello
My ex: I can explain
Me: yea no we are done don't text me or call me you ungratefull bastard

Confudle

Means confused
(confudling, confudled)

Confudle