pussy plaque

White stinky, sticky goo between pussy lips after a hard days work. This is a common occurance after a weekend of camping with no shower.
This is similar to a mans fromunda cheese.
Women with long pubic hair have a tendency to suffer from this smelly problem more than groomed pussy.
This is also a common problem with women who don't wear underwear to soak it up.

holy shit! i just gave lydia the finger test and came up with a hand full of pussy plaque but, like they say if it smells like fish eat all you wish if it smells like cologne leave it alone. So i went for it.

Phew, I just got a whiff of my pussy plaque, I guess it's been a while since I showered.

My pussy plaque was so bad, I had to scrape it out with a spoon.

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prepare the meal

To shave and clean your pussy if oral sex is on the menu for the night.

Well, I better go prepare the meal for Seth, I'm hoping he'll eat at the Y tonight.

Sorry Honey, I didn't prepare the meal. I'd rather we just fuck.

Can you believe Seth told me to prepare the meal next time? He said I didn't pass the finger test.

Randilator

The last one still chiefing at a party,get together or smokefest. champion, winner, major party animal, the best, major stoner, never turns it down, last one standing.

"Jesus, Randilator are you ever gonna give up?"
"You never turn it down you are a True Randilator!"
"I've never seen someone smoke that much , Randilator!"
'Holly Shit, Randilator, you smoked us completely out!"

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