Johnsoned

When a filmmaker kills a franchise and refuses to accept criticism.

Man, they really johnsoned the last star wars film didn't they?

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Twittercide

When you kill your career via stupid twitter comments.

Roseanne committed twittercide

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Timepyre

When people suck and drain your time to feed their own vanity and ego.

"wow, that Trevor took up three hours of my time yesterday whining about his life, I feel so drained. He is such a Timepyre"

Narcissexual

A person who only gets aroused or stays turned on while looking in the mirror.

I was with this narcissexual guy last night who could only have sex if he could watch himself in the mirror.

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disneycide

When a celebrity pisses off a Disney Executive, and never works in the industry again.

"Wow, man, those tweets from James Gunn about banging kids might cost him his Disney Contract"
"Yeah, he committed Disneycide"

Heteromantic

When two straight men are fond of each other and can hug without getting hard ons.

2 dudes getting married, that doesn’t sound gay... more heteromantic.

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Bacondom

When you wrap a rasher of warm bacon around your penis before inserting into an orifice or masturbating.

Last night I wrapped some bacon around my wiener and used it as a condom. It was a bacondom.