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The Book of Truth

The Book of Truth is the debut album by Ceremonial Oath, a Swedish Heavy Metal band.

Unless you listen to heavy metal, you have probably never heard of an album called The Book Of Truth.

by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006

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Kahlua

Mexican coffee liqueur, richly sweet with vanilla overtones.

Kahlua is used to make a Black Russian.

by OneBadAsp October 24, 2006

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Spell

1. To form words by means of letters.

2. Words and/or actions in the form of a ritual done with the intent to preform magic.

3. A short period of time.

1. Can you spell lexicography?

2. Casting spells is common in Wicca.

3. "I'm dizzy, I have to set down a spell." said Lesley.

by OneBadAsp November 2, 2006

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Whiskey Bent

Feeling a need to become intoxicated with whiskey in order to ease one’s sorrows and heartache.

"Play me some songs about a ramblin' man, put old Jim Beam in my hand
'cause you know I still love to get drunk and hear country sounds
But don't you play 'Your Cheatin' Heart' cause that'll tear me all apart
I'll get whiskey bent and hell bound"-Hank Williams Jr

by OneBadAsp November 1, 2006

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Self-pity

Pity for oneself; especially exaggerated or self-indulgent pity where you believe that you are the victim who has done no wrong and is deserving of condolence from everyone.

"Self-pity is easily the most destructive of the non-pharmaceutical narcotics; it is addictive, gives momentary pleasure and separates the victim from reality"

For a prime example of self-pity, see Nice Guy.

by OneBadAsp November 4, 2006

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Freyja

The Norse Goddess of love, fertility, sexuality, lust, beauty, magic, war, and death. The counterpart to her twin brother Frey. Her name means “Lady”. Freyja is the most beautiful of all the Goddesses, women pray to her for help in all matters. Freyja teaches women to love who they are and for men to love them for it.

She is said to have wept tears of gold when searching for her lost husband, Od. After being abandoned by her husband Freyja becomes the most promiscuous of all Goddesses, having love affairs with gods, humans, elves, and dwarves. Her necklace is named Brisingamen, (whose power cannot be resisted) which he obtained from four dwarves by spending the night with them. She also has a cloak of falcon feathers and a chariot drawn by two cats (think lynx not house cats).

Freyja is quite independent by nature, being chief of the Valkyrie she gets half of all those who fall in battle (the other half go to Odin.). Not being married, she is also a single mother to Hnoss.

In ancient times the constellation we today know as Orion, was known as “Freyja’s Gown”, and the sword belt was called “Freyja’s Girdle”.

Freyja is not the same Goddess as Frigga, so do not confuse them.

by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006

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Quantum

The smallest bit of something which can possibly exist. For example, light energy comes in quanta which are known as photons, and can be thought of as particles of light. You cannot have an amount of light more than nothing but less than one photon.

To use the phrase 'quantum leap' as a monumental jump is extremely funny when you realize that a quantum anything would be the smallest thing imaginable.

by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006

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