blego

A shortened form of "bloated ego"; used to describe a person who is not conceited or egotistical by nature but becomes this way due a circumstantial or lucky event which happens in his or her life. The person is led to believe that because of this event, he or she is better or more elite than his or her friends, family, etc. This is NOT applied to people who have outgoing yet somewhat self-centered personalities, as these people can often be fun or at least amusing to their friends.

Hey man, that guy seemed like a real blego.
Nah, he's always like that. He's just a little self-centered.

Guys, I'm having a party this weekend!

Sweet, can I go?

No way, only people with girlfriends as hot as mine can go.

Ugh, you've been such a blego since she decided to sleep with you.

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crohn

An English verb meaning "to release flatulence", which can be applied to people with Crohn's disease. These generally cause extremely foul odors and are known to stimulate symptoms in unfortunate bystanders that can range from minor heart attacks to death. Those who crohn are advised to isolate themselves for at least two minutes before making any human contact, but four hours is the physician-recommended amount.

Oh, this smells, did someone shit themself?
Ugh, it's awful, it smells like someone crohned!
David it was you!
DAVE YOU CROHNY MOTHERFUCKER
You've doomed us all David!
ugh...umm...ssss...sss...gioagh...blaargagoighghga...
Oh no, guys, Donny's having another seizure-heart attack from the smell.
He's not gonna make it!
See what you've done to use, you monster! You evil, Crohn's infected monster!

Guys... I'm sorry... it's my condition...
Warn us next time! For the love of all that is sacred! Why, Donny, why?!

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jimish

To be forced to miss an awesome, exciting event in order to go to a boring one that no one likes.

Hey you wanna go to this beastin campout tonight?

Sorry, I have a boring dinner party to go to at my grandma's house.

God damn whiteys always getting jimished out of the good times!

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