Needhammerism

A religion where Andrew Needhammer is worshipped. Common religious practices include worshipping at the church of Needhammerism and watching the nutcracker annually.

What’s your religion?
I believe in Needhammerism, I worship Andrew Needhammer.

Ganky panky

When someone is killed or killing someone else seductivey; to kill in a seductive manner

I killed him, but I used the old ganky panky to do it so it wouldn’t be too bad for him

I tried to ganky panky him, but he had too much of a boner so I just killed him normally