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Beandick

The perfect word to describe co-workers, mates, peers, friends and leadership who just aren’t up for the task at hand.

Larry was supposed to drop the our rental car off at Hertz but that god damn beandick took it to National and those beandicks won’t help me sort this out!

by Oneyed3dguy June 20, 2021


Hallmocking

When looking for a hallmark card for any occasion and spending too time looking for one that doesn’t contain the word “Love”

Damn it, i spent 30 minutes Hallmocking for a Valentines Day Card for the wife at Walgreens and missed my tinderwife. Never again!

by Oneyed3dguy June 20, 2021


Ketchup Packets

In Business or in real life .. when people can’t tackle the real issue they focus on the smallest non issue to take away their anxiety of not addressing the real issue

Moe just couldn’t come to terms with the man going to shut down his restaurant. Every day he is riding me on not throwing away but re using ketchup packets. WTF bro!!!

by Oneyed3dguy June 20, 2021