Taylor Swift

Cancer.

We pay respects to those who have suffered and passed away, due to the incurable Taylor Swift disease.

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Shrek

God.

And then Lord Shrek said unto Jesus "come forth and recieve an eternal supply of onions".

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Celebi

A sentient flying onion.

Last night I cooked dinner using that celebi I caught the other day.

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