Travellers Bum

After a long days travel, this can be attained by a male/female who need to swiftly sanitize their nether regions. Symptoms include a damp, sweaty, smelly, wet gusset/ass crack and also an extremely pungent smell.

Hey Ernie... what's that smell? "don't worry mate, i've got a bad case of travellers bum, it's hokin' mate!"

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