dumb as a lemon

Someone or something is very dumb by comparing them to a lemon.

Donald Trump has called Don Lemon the "dumbest man on television." He is dumb as a lemon!

demencracy

Putting someone with dementia in power, presumably as a way to save democracy from the Crazy Orange Man.

Uncle Joe became POTUS because of demencracy.

LeChina

An alternative name for LeBron James, who loves China and its communist regime.

LeChina is at it again—cursing his own country while praising the Chinese Communist Party.