Swine Iron

Male sexual genitalia used exclusively for intercourse with the morbidly obese.

Tammy had a lot of personality, so Ted pulled out his swine iron.

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HandiCrapper

Toilet Stall dedicated for use of the disabled

All the Regular stalls were full, I had to use the Handicrapper.

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San Gejtanu

IL MUQRAN aka a head of the penis used in Maltese collocial words. An annoying person or saint can be called a Muqran.

Ma man your such a san gejtanu