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An Ironic means of conveying childish 21st century behavior in an ironic message.
Omg!111 amazxing!!!1 Sex Moment !!! Sex Moment!!
4👍 2👎
Anxiety, But about if your friends are secretly hanging out without you, or don't want to hang out with you.
Yo wtf i dont remember these bottles in our hangout. . .! They must have been coming without me! Oh no, in getting friend anxiety...
Cry texting / Cry typing
Intentionally using typos and mispronunciation to guilt people and feel sorry for you.
e.g:
pleeeeesse take me back i;;m so sorry it was a one time i;;ll never cheat again i lov uuuuuuu pls pls
Bro this hoe cheating on me then tryna cry text me
ayo fuck that hoe
When someone says something funny relating to the funeral, but its inappropriate to laugh
from HIMYM
Marshall: "Marvins last words to me were... Rent crocodile dundee 3."
Everyone: Funeral laugh
Pronounced tet. Used in hebrew when someone says something unfunny, when attempting to be funny. Certain rules might be involved, such as some sort of punishment if more than one person says "××" at anothers joke.
"Person: Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because they're shellfish."
"Multiple people: ××..."
When you haven't taken off your socks/shoes in so long and you're beginning to sweat between your toes.
Bro I've been working out and it's so hot I'm having toe sweat!
The act of eating simply to feel something.
John has been watching netflix for 9 hours straight, He has already went to the fridge 10 times for a Boredom snack