Winston

Winston is short stabby person

Person 1: Hey I hear you and Winston are friends right?
Person 2: Yeah, please send help

Ivory Coast

That one place in West Africa that knobheads confused the Irish flag for.

Person 1: Hey dude, have you seen the new Irish flag I put up recently?
Person 2: You feckin knob, the colours are backwards! That's the Ivory Coast flag!