christianity

The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

Yeah, christianity makes sense.

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VajVaj

1) Slang for vagina, on the IGN forums.

2) A vagina.

3) A word used to mean vagina, when someone is to scared to say vagina.

1) "I have a question, what does a... Ahh, vajvaj, taste like? I'm a virgin and haven't been down on a girl yet."

2) That vajvaj smells like rotting tuna.

3) "Mom, what's a vajvaj feel like?"

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Suddenly Sodomy

The act of surprise sex, only in an anal format. Usually used between two males.

It's not rape.

"I was really drunk at this club, and some guy led me to the bathroom. Next thing I know I was suddenly sodomized!"

"It's not rape, it's suddenly sodomy!"

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AFAIAC

1) Acronym for "As Far As I Am Concerned".

1) AFAIAC, we should make the pie higher.

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formy

An award given to a member of a forum or message board who makes a post that is either outright stupid or clever and insightful. Normally nominated in jest to make the target a subject of ridicule, can also be an honor if given by the admins.

The term is taken from a contraction and mutilation of forum and grammy.

1.) Dude! You just got nominated for a WORST POST EVER formy!

2.) I'd like to thank the internets for this formy, and my dad, who without his drunken guidance I never would have learned how to scream in all caps for no reason.

bastard squad

1) Any group of individuals (not really, but they like to think they are unique and individual) who use the Microsoft operating sytem Windows and think it is l337 and better than the competition because they are actually sheep and all their gay buddies use it.

2) An association of idiots that needs serious help on de-dumbification brough upon them by using the Windows operating system.

1) Here comes the bastard squad! Quick! Hide the children and the Linux boxes!

2) QUICK! The bastard squad is coming! Get the paddywagons ready! Are their rooms at Fulbourn ready yet?

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South Caroltuckianabamalinessee

The reddest redneck state in the contiguous United States.

I'm moving to South Caroltuckianabamalinessee because that's where all my Christian friends are going. Gay people aren't allowed there.

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