Grant

Grant....what a character. But the kind of character they put in to make the 7th grade boys laugh. Nothing comes out of his mouth but gay jokes and laughs that sound like a dying ass. He has a big one too.

I've got to admit though, this boy is a chad. He's got a muscular bod that he kisses in the mirror when his sister isn't home. And when she is. He's pretty good at soccer....because he's gayer than Lil Nas X. But, like Lil Nas X, he's pretty cool, even if it's obnoxious.

"Is Grant coming over?"
"Yeah, cover your buttholes."