differfrenchiate

When trying to decipher which Latin-based language a foreigner is speaking.

Try to speak slowly and enunciate, please, it's hard to differfrenchiate.

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hero

According to Ricki Lake, what you're supposed to get yourself after you "drop that zero".

The lie detector test shows Joe has cheated on Mandy seven times; he begs her to stay with him when suddenly, a woman in the audience has the courage to say what everyone is thinking:
"Mmm, child, you need to drop that zero and get yourself a hero!"
*crowd cheers*

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chubbasaur

A woman who is so large as to merit a reference to an extinct species of beast. The proper term is 'chubbasaurus rex'.

"Aww, man, let's get out of here, that chubbasaur is trying to get my number."

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twintuplets

A family having two or more sets of twins.

I don't plan on having more kids; that set of twintuplets was enough.

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