Someone who picks people's locks.
Eeew, that ookpick picked my safe.
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The country with the world's most nukes, although they barely know where half of them are.
Bobby: Hey grandpa Joe, how many nukes does Russia have?
Grandpa Joe: Who the hell knows! And leave me alone will ya, I'm trying to take a nap.
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The coolest sounding language in the world.
Tanaka: Sore wa Henna gaijin.
Yamamoto: Hai. Ano Gaikokujin wa totemo baka desu. Ano hito wa Amerikajin desu.
Tanka: Ah...Soudesuka.
Bob: What did you say?
Tanaka: Nanni mo nai.
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Hu Jintao is the most evil man that has ever lived.
Hu Jintao can go to hell.
Hu Jintao is a stupid commie.
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A Japanese word commonly mispronounced by Americans. See karaoke
Karate is pronounced Kah-Rah-Teh, not Ka-Rat-Ti.
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The zero fighter (Reisen) was one of the coolest planes ever made.
The zero fighters beat the crap out of the Americans at the begining of WWII
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Some skninny necked dinosaur that steals eggs.
That stupid struthiomimus stole my eggsack toe ones.
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