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ookpick

Someone who picks people's locks.

Eeew, that ookpick picked my safe.

by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 25, 2004

7πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


Russia

The country with the world's most nukes, although they barely know where half of them are.

Bobby: Hey grandpa Joe, how many nukes does Russia have?

Grandpa Joe: Who the hell knows! And leave me alone will ya, I'm trying to take a nap.

by Ookpick GooseFrubba August 22, 2005

593πŸ‘ 249πŸ‘Ž


Japanese

The coolest sounding language in the world.

Tanaka: Sore wa Henna gaijin.

Yamamoto: Hai. Ano Gaikokujin wa totemo baka desu. Ano hito wa Amerikajin desu.

Tanka: Ah...Soudesuka.

Bob: What did you say?

Tanaka: Nanni mo nai.

by Ookpick GooseFrubba August 20, 2005

204πŸ‘ 474πŸ‘Ž


Hu Jintao

Hu Jintao is the most evil man that has ever lived.

Hu Jintao can go to hell.

Hu Jintao is a stupid commie.

by Ookpick GooseFrubba February 2, 2005

76πŸ‘ 160πŸ‘Ž


Karate

A Japanese word commonly mispronounced by Americans. See karaoke

Karate is pronounced Kah-Rah-Teh, not Ka-Rat-Ti.

by Ookpick GooseFrubba August 20, 2005

112πŸ‘ 110πŸ‘Ž


zero

The zero fighter (Reisen) was one of the coolest planes ever made.

The zero fighters beat the crap out of the Americans at the begining of WWII

by Ookpick GooseFrubba February 2, 2005

26πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


struthiomimus

Some skninny necked dinosaur that steals eggs.

That stupid struthiomimus stole my eggsack toe ones.

by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 25, 2004

11πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž