Damien

If your name is Damien you’re likely to be over the age of 30, if not. I apologise for your parents idea of a bloody banger of a name. Damiens I know seem to be quite weird but I suppose everyone is weird in their own ways. Damien I hope that you have a great life despite the let down of a name you have at a club “hello sexy, what’s your name?” “Ello luv just Damien init” that is when you become instantly rejected sorry mate, maybe find a Margaret or a deardry to have a shag with.

bloody Damien is tossing to the grandmas again
What a surprise, this is the 17th time today.
Probably because his same is complete shit and no bird wants to tell the gyaldem she’s got a Damien on her hands.

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