Millikan

The severed skin during a circumcision; leftover foreskin

“Dude, is it weird that my mom keeps my dried Millikan sealed in a small bag in her underwear drawer?”

“Sometimes I wear my Millikan on my finger like a ring.”

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Perez

The dried up flaky Residue from an accidental shart.

“Dude I’ve got to take a shower to clean off this Perez all over my ass.”

“I’ve got Perez on my aaaaaaaaaaaassssssss”

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Dross

The think wrinkly sensitive skin that surrounds the Sphincter.

“Becky! I’m totally gonna get my Dross bleached.”