ooossshhh

"Ooossshh" is a word made popular by Keith Lemon, but in fact the word has been around since time immemorial. It describes the effect of great excitement and is the sound emitted when pressure is released when opening a can of shaken lager. It can also be the description of other activities.

I was rigourously sucking the nipples of my heavily pregnant girlfriend when she ooossshhhed all over my moustache.

Spelt

This is a good old English word that has been bastardised by Americans who cannot fucking spell (or is that "spelled"?). For example, when you fart, someone"smelt it", they didn't fucking smelled it.

"I wanted to send you a love -letter, but I "spelled " your name wrong , you cunted. I should have written "spelt".

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Stiffy

A word used to describe the typical stance of our soldiers.

He stood on guard outside Buckingham Palace looking like a big stiffy.

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