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Chubby dubbie

Double the chub of a regular shrub

"That fern is HUGE! that's definitely a chubby dubbie"

by OpaGramps May 23, 2024


Goobers

When your pet gets those boogers in their eyes

"Aww you've got goobers again"

by OpaGramps May 23, 2024


The floor is not lava

It's kinda self explanatory

"Guys the floor is not lava. Like seriously..."

by OpaGramps May 23, 2024


Human cracker

Opposite of an animal cracker. A cracker shaped as a human.

"Hey bro would you like to eat a human cracker?"
"Sure! I was feeling a bit snackish"

by OpaGramps May 23, 2024


Wet dog smell

That terrible smell when you dog is dirty but also wet. We all know that smell.

"Gross, my blanket has a wet dog smell"

by OpaGramps May 23, 2024