Double the chub of a regular shrub
"That fern is HUGE! that's definitely a chubby dubbie"
When your pet gets those boogers in their eyes
"Aww you've got goobers again"
Opposite of an animal cracker. A cracker shaped as a human.
"Hey bro would you like to eat a human cracker?"
"Sure! I was feeling a bit snackish"
That terrible smell when you dog is dirty but also wet. We all know that smell.
"Gross, my blanket has a wet dog smell"