To get a tattoo while traveling. A tattoo out of the state you live in.
I'm going to Colorado in March and i'm going to get a traveltoo.
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The word inserted with auto-correct when attempting to write "alright".
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The generic version of a expensive product.
I got some birth control that made me lose my mind! It was the budget shit, not the legit shit.
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When your poop smells metallic the morning after a long night of drinking.
Bro, i drank a 30 rack and i had a penny poop this morning.
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The act of shoving food into a female's vagina or a male's ass, sitting so the groin and crotch becomes warm, then removing the food and feeding it to another or consuming yourself.
Bro, it is so hot outside but this pizza is cold.
Dude, just Alabama Hot Pocket it and you'll be fine.
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After engaging in a sexual act with a female, finding her hair wrapped around your penis. This could be multiple hairs with multiple wraps.
Bro, i tagged this chick last night and when i got in the shower i had a serious dick-noose.
The act of choking a girl/guy and sticking your finger up there butt and tickling them so they shake like a skeleton.
Dude, this chick gave me a purple skeleton last night, it totally ruled.
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