ruse

noun :

Combination of rectum and bruise to be described as one word "rectumbruise"

"Russia is a ruse."

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tillerson

The tubular scab created after a rototiller is driven up the anus.
It remains "tiller" during the 50 day healing process.
It only becomes "tillerson" after inverting itself & exiting the rectum.

This inside-out cannoli is unbelievably crunchy on the inside.
Hard to hold on to though.
Reminds me of a tillerson I had once in Moscow.

poonudedude

noun

A dude that poos nude.

My new roomate is a poonudedude.
I may need you to help me bury a body soon.
k, thanks.