name calling

Believe it or not this actually results in murder. Some people honestly have a weakness to names and are physically hurt by them. People will not only be willing to hurt you, but willing to eventually kill you if you continue to call them names and/or say stuff about them.

This comes from the aspect of pride where you shouldn't tolerate things people do to you that you don't like. But when there goal is obviously just to make you mad, by getting mad it gives them what they want. The only way your gonna let some words bother you that much is if you have low self esteem

Now last time I checked the only force that words have come from the air pressure that leaves your mouth. How badly you let names bother you is YOUR fault. There is no command someone can say that will make you automatically attack them against your will. People seriously try to justify attacking somebody or vandalizing there property, or even irrelevant violence because they were called names.

When are people gonna realize that it's not what they call you it's what you answer to?

Name calling is involved in 67% of murders in the United States

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dissentomatic

A term used to describe somebody who automatically will disagree with everything, because they refuse to appreciate

People who behave like this will try as hard as they can to figure out how something can possibly be incorrect or false regardless of reason, practicality, or anything else.

Not to be confused with hater

Sam: It's cold outside

Dissentomatic person: Actually, the current temperature is -40. It gets much colder in Antarctica, so by comparison it is actually chilly. You are wrong Sam, haha!

Sam: (pulls out pistol)

deflective arguing

This is when somebody argues by DEFLECTING anything said against them.

They will NEVER address any issues brought against them or their point but will instantly bring something else up to change the subject

Deflective racists use this tactic whenever a situation/fact is brought up that goes against there beliefs

People do this because they know damn well if they try to address the issue or stay relevant to it, there entire argument will get derailed

deflective arguing

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classicist

Somebody who is against people with bad morals, low income, and little/no education. A CLASSICIST DOESN'T CARE ABOUT RACE OR GENDER, EVEN IF IT'S HIS/HER OWN ONE. Somebody who biases due to race is a racist and gender is a sexist don't get them confused.

If you agree with these statements your a classicist, and not a racist or sexist.

I love black people, but I hate niggers

I love white people, but I hate rednecks

I love hispanic people, but I hate illegal immigrants
I love Asian people, but I hate Yakuzas

Most people are a classicist but are often assumed to be a racist

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proclamaimed

To lose an argument, or sound stupid when trying to say something because you spoke first, or the person you are arguing against is unreasonably stupid, a bigot or a dissentomatic

Sarah: Lowering taxes will save taxpayers money

Douchebag: No it won't because lowering taxes will raise the national debt, dumbass.

Sarah: What does national debt have to do with how much money taxpayers are saved?

Douchebag: So it won't raise the national debt? You sound stupid, fucking retard hahaha. Sarah is so fucking stupid she seriously thinks that lowering taxes won't raise the national debt.

Sarah: (pulls out pistol)

Narrator: Before First 48 filmed the subsequent murder, Sarah was proclamaimed by the Douchebag

woman's candidate

A male who is cute, sexy, fine or otherwise considered attractive, but not a guy you would snatch up like a kidnapper.

This could be because you aren't sure he's the one you want yet, or because you do not chase men.

Kayla: Damn he's hot

Carla: Go getcha man girl

Kayla: Well I don't chase men cuz they chase me lol

Carla: Aw so he just a woman's candidate

Kayla: Yea exactly

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doomsday question

A question that cannot be answered without lying, or changing the subject to avoid an undesired effect.

This is commonly done in an argument or disagreement when they think doing so will make a point. It will only make a point to gullible morons.

Normal Person: The kicker is important in a football game.

Douchebag: Is he as important as the quarterback? (doomsday question)

Normal Person: (shakes head and sighs) What do you think...

Douchebag: I asked you not me

Normal Person: (depressed) No...

Douchebag: Exactly so you were wrong. The quarterback is much more important.

Normal Person: Did I say the kicker was more important than the quarterback?

Douchebag: So the kicker is more important? (doomsday question #2)

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