Covidz

Covidz is the prison of the new normal

There is no escape from Covidz

T.H.R.U.S.H.

T.H.R.U.S.H. = Technological Hierarchy for the Removal of Undesirables and the Subjugation of Humanity

T.H.R.U.S.H. was the primary adversary of United Network Command for Law and Enforcement (U.N.C.L.E.) from the spy series the Man from U.N.C.L.E.

The aim of T.H.R.U.S.H. was to conquer the world. T.H.R.U.S.H. was considered so dangerous an organisation that even countries that were ideologically opposed to each other joined forces against them. Ian Fleming conceived Napoleon Solo. The protagonists drove in a car called the Thrushbuster.

Butt T.H.R.U.S.H. won.

T.H.R.U.S.H. now controls and runs every organisation, religion, cult, government, intelligence agency, central banks, think tanks, education, universities, etc.

Any similarity between thrush (a fungus – candida) is purely coincidental, i.e. accidentally on purpose.

Everyone who is under the influence of T.H.R.U.S.H. is under mind control and is on a mission of insectualisation of the population by mind control.

Like a cult, T.H.R.U.S.H. promotes the hive mind and only the officially accepted viewpoint is tolerated.

JoKeR: “ATF4”
Solo: “ATF4”

JoKeR: Have you read Marx on the Proletariat?
Solo: No.
JoKeR: But you now have red marks on your…
Solo: T.H.R.U.S.H. finally got me.

W.E. Coyote: ACME and T.H.R.U.S.H. combined and I got the bird.

Quidditch

Harry was surprised when he boarded the train, that had been delayed for 4 hours, to be met by Andromeda, Hermione and Squeak Middlebum.

When Harry described how much he enjoyed football but he feared rich men were buying clubs and throwing away their money into vanity projects, Andromeda immediately described this profluent loss of money as ditching the quids. And so, the word quidditch was first uttered by Andromeda Tonks nee Black in 1990.

Squeak Middlebum went on to give Harry a bad case of Quidditch Pants in the summer of 2001.

JoKeR: Harry, my muse. I work hard to keep you in that cupboard under the stairs. STFU.

Harry: Heh! WoKeR. UD is not deatheater controlled.

JoKeR: Obliviate! WTF!

Harry: Quidditch pro quo.

Mask Mad

Mask Mad – an assumed state due to the misinterpretation of spoken words while wearing a mask

“He said it was a lack of pies but I think he’s gone mask mad.”

“Fart smeller.”
“Not a smart feller.”

“Cop porn.”
“Not likely, but they do sell popcorn.”

“The witch is banking online.”
“Dirty cash.”

“Word botching.”
“Twitter.”

“Candle with hair.”
“Expensive.”

“Dutch town.”
“Goes touchdown.”

“Luck in fires.”
“Too hot to handle.”

“You’re a shining wit.”
“Blind moan.”

“Sick duck.”
“I’ll rub it better.”

Climate Emergency

Barbra, Leonardo, Jane, Arnold, Greta, Bono, Amal and Al are in an elevator but someone trumped.

The first climate emergency was called and everyone flew home in their private jets except Greta who was left in the shit.

Meanwhile at Dr Evil’s ad agency.

“I think they’re on to us but we must stay one step ahead. First there was the “ice age”, then “global warming”, “climate change”, “no Planet B” and now “climate emergency”. I think maybe it’s time for “scorched earth” that will tax them.”

“Who is behind this “climate emergency” campaign?”
“Rich old farts.”

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Social distancing zombies

In order to maintain a safe distance from others, people were conditioned to raise their arms in front of them. When everyone shuffled around with their arms raised in front of them, the advised level of social distancing was maintained. In lockdown, only a few social distancing zombies were out and about.

I took my handkerchief out to blow my nose and the social distancing zombies scattered.

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Borism

Borism - The transformation of elective parliamentary democracy to ruthless dictatorship in 5 stages:

1. The community taking over all the arms of government is always numerically tiny.
2. The creation of a nationwide campaign of fear or terror.
3. When people are badly frightened, they are extremely gullible. They will believe whatever they are told. Figures are cooked, statistics cobbled, research stultified, to endorse the death-is-everywhere message.
4. The assurance from the tiny group that they and only they can save us from a horrible fate, but only if we all abide by and obey a tidal wave of rules and regulations - no matter if these destroy the nation we once knew and loved. Fear, deliberately inspired fear, rules supreme.

There will always be dissenters, who must be dealt with.

5. Creation of a sort of secret police to spy, pounce and punish.

“Broism, not Borism!”