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Göbekli Tepe

Göbekli Tepe is the site in modern-day Turkey of the first recorded civilization on Planet Earth.

Göbekli Tepe translates as “Potbelly Hill”.

It dates to around 12,000 years ago although possibly older. It correlates well to the timeline of the appearance of the human acne bacterium ca. 15,000 years ago, then ca. 12,900 years ago when a meteorite hit the Hiawatha glacier in Greenland, the last ice age, the Younger Dryas, followed by the domestication of wild wheat and barley.

The acne bacterium kickstarted adaptive behaviour change, caused by a fungal infection, from small hunter-gatherer family groups to full insectualization run by a death cult.

Aliens: Take me to your leader. The last address we had was Potbelly Hill, DC.

Homer: DC? As in Capitol Hill, Washington DC?
Aliens: Yes, DC as in death cult.
Homer: Potbelly parasites with a pot of money, mind control, dark magic while the rest of us writhe around in a feudalistic system of indebted servitude?

Aliens: Nothing much has changed…if you ignore technological advancement.
Homer: What have I done to deserve this???
Aliens: Predictive programming.
Homer: Doh!
Aliens: The last time we visited we came across a fun guy who was a shaman hooked on drugs and lucid dreaming. We left him to it.

The Original Potbelly Hillbilly Shaman Fun Guy (actions translated into words): “I’ll mind control you with my religious cult and you will give me the fruits of your labor. I’ll sow my wild oats with whomsoever and in what way as I so please, get whacked out of my head on drugs and enter in and out of the lucid dreaming state. This is going to be one hell of a wild ride. Whatever you do leave the fruits of my wild apple tree alone!”
Outcast: “Why can’t they see through this rotten apple? He gets everyone to work for him, store their gathered food with him, he gets his wicked way, and in return they get mumbo jumbo.”

The Domino Effect: “I found my thrill on Potbelly Hill…”

JoKeR: “ATF4”
Solo: “ATF4”
JoKeR: “So, I am no different than the original potbelly hillbilly on Göbekli Tepe casting my magic spell over all.”
Solo: “Would you Adam and Eve it…you were my thrill, on Potbelly Hill.”

Nostradamus: 2020. Potbelly Hillbillies running the show, insectualization, mind control, order ab chao.

by Option 22 October 10, 2019


Undivided Indifference

Undivided Indifference..................................{shrugs shoulders}

“I give celebrity my undivided indifference.”
“You have my undivided indifference.”
“I normally give social media my complete undivided indifference.”
“This was met with undivided indifference.”
“We asked to speak to the manager and for a brief moment we had his undivided indifference.”
“He blinked his tired, dark eyes at the detective and attempted to mirror back that expression of undivided indifference.”

by Option 22 May 18, 2020


Ribbles

Ribbles are those little bits of toilet paper created from rubbing your behind.

Bits, crumbs, lint....no they are ribbles and they come in two flavors - raspberry or chocolate.

by Option 22 October 30, 2024


Intergalactic

1. A hit by the Beastie Boys
2. The original concept of the Intergalactic computer network we now know as the Internet
3. 5G on the moon and beyond

1. Geeks in a shit robot take on the vampire squid in the video of the ear worm.

2. In 1963, a memorandum was sent to “Members and Affiliates of the Intergalactic Computer Network” containing a concept that led to Advanced Research Projects Agency Network (ARPANET) and the Internet. It was noted that there were striking similarities between ARPANET and fungus mycelium. T.H.R.U.S.H. infiltrated every agency. Agents of the Fungus for insectualization by mind control (ATF4) decided to cut out the middle man and make a computer out of fungus. The structure of logical functions computed could be determined by mycelium geometry. They were all taking LSD back then.
3. Intergalactic replaced the term Internet when 5G was set up on the moon. There ain’t no escape, from electronic…

by Option 22 February 12, 2020


Dot-to-dot

Dot-to-dot is also known as connect the dots.

To connect the dots is to see the big picture. To draw logical inferences connecting items of information to reveal something previously unknown or hidden.

Dot-to-dot first appeared in cave paintings.

by Option 22 December 7, 2020


Ideological Subversion

Ideological subversion is changing the perception of reality in 4 steps:

1. Demoralization
2. Destabilization
3. Crisis
4. New Normal

Ideological subversion by T.H.R.U.S.H. for insectualization. T.H.R.U.S.H. = Technological Hierarchy for the Removal of Undesirables and the Subjugation of Humanity.

Ideological subversion, or “active measures”, is a form of psychological warfare. Programmed to react to stimuli but unable to change perception or logic. Moral standards, facts and common sense have no meaning. Forever process of new normal – problem, reaction, solution. Social credit scores. Order ab chao.

Göbekli Tepe: Potbelly hillbillies rule.

Yura Redspot: “La-la-la-la-la-la am erika!”

by Option 22 June 5, 2020

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Sidebar of Shame

The Sidebar of Shame is the strip of thumbnail pictures on the right-hand side of the Mail Online.

The Sidebar of Shame can be accessed via the TV&Showbiz section of the Mail Online.

Click on the thumbnail of a salacious story. The full details will then appear on the left and the Sidebar of Shame will appear on the right hand side of your screen.

You can scroll down the Sidebar of Shame to discover stories on your favorite zlebs.

Tom: "What have you been doing in your bedroom for hours?"
Dick: "I have been scrolling down the Sidebar of Shame."
Harry: "Is that a euphemism?"

by Option 22 January 29, 2019

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