kipper

Smoked kippers; Ace Rimmer's breakfast food of choice, apparently, as he mentions them in his slogan every time he leaves in the British TV series Red Dwarf.

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.

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fibber

An extended version of the acronym FIB, which stands for "Fuckin' Illinois Bastard/bitch." Use when you've already overused FIB and gotta change it up. Used primarily by Wisconsinites.

Shit, that damn fibber minivan practically ran me off the road!

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