handbrake

1: Short for handbrake turn (if you dont know what that is you ought to be on the sunshine coach.
2: To have a wank

1: Look at chris smyth trying to do a handbrake!
2: Crofts off applying the handbrake.

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bum stitches

Tamworth term for slag. From a certain local girl who needed her arsehole stitched after heavy anal sex.

"Jesus, shes a case for Bum Stitches"

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oz pigeon

Term for Australians in London, because theyre everywhere and shit on everyone.

Fuckin oz pigeons are everywhere!!

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mondeo man

Career driver, especially travelling salesman. From the large numbers of Ford Mondeos used as company cars.

If youre in the fast lane, stuck behind a van, doing 90 anyway, mondeo man will always tailgate you flashing his lights.

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gurning chimp

George Bush

Yes, you know he is

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croft

See James Croft

ez croft

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do a Hammond

To crash a vehicle at very high speed.
From Richard Hammond of BBC Top Gear, who in 2006 crashed a jet car at around 300mph.

"Don't do a Hammond- always check your tyres"

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