tammeth

Dialect pronounciation of Tamworth. Derogitary term for those of Tamworth origin (or tammies, as opposed to brummies of Birmingham origin.

Hes proper tammeth, dont know his arse from his elbow.

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aston expressway

Truely hard core road in north Birmingham, officially the A38(M). 7 lanes of mayhem, with tidal flow and no divider, which all ends up at Spaghetti Junction. Class.

The title screen of "Fifth Gear" on channel 5.

tube tannoy

System of stiff, pre-recorded announcements on the tube. Bastard annoying repeated at every stop every morning and evening.

"The next station is Charing Cross. Change here for the Northern Line and National Rail services. Alight here for Trafalgar Square"...Train stops..."This is Charing cross"...continues as before..."This is a Bakerloo Line train for Harrow and Wealdstone. This train is ready to depart- stand clear of the closing doors"... BEEP BEEP BEEP

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sexed up

Something which happens to sensitive MI5 documents (especially WMD dossiers) and gets endlessly discussed afterwards.

BBC news: "Dossier sexed up blah blah..."
Tony Blair: "Im going to get Lord Hutton to publish a report damning the BBC in order to turn it into my political mouthpiece! Hoorah!"

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kamaiah

the most beautiful strong, talented , person you will ever meet if you find her make sure to keep her . Her beauty is enchanting and no one can resist her . she has a heart of gold and the face of an angel. She will never let you down and be strong with you in your darkest hour. She has a body of a goddess

WoW kamaiah is beautiful.

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dean weight

An underweight bag of weed. After a dealer in Tamworth who regularly sold such bags.

"Thats an eighth, honest.."
"More like a dean measure"

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brummies

Plural of brummie, inhabitant of Birmingham.

Brummies invented the modern world

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