motoring

1: British slang: Moving very fast
2: Transport by car, extremely difficult in UK due to excessive taxation by Gordon Brown, numerous Gatso cameras, speed bumps, Ken Livingstone. Impossible in London.

1: Jesus, he was motoring!
2: Ken Livingstone hates motoring

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Polesworth

Small village near Tamworth, full of scallies. Term for slag.

"Shes a bit Polesworth"

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carrot cruncher

West midland term for an east midlander, due to their strange, rural ways and a propensity for crunching carrots.

"Kettering, full of fucking carrot crunchers"

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clean cutter

A satisfying shit whereby the job is completed easily and completely.

"Ahh! What a nice clean cutter"

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clinker

see also teggit

Ouch! Teggits

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l-plate

1: Plate attached to car being driven by learner driver.
2: Joint made with 2 sheets of paper shaped as an "L".

1: Hes still on his L plates
2: Roll us an L plate

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rhubarb

Complete and utter bollocks.

"Stop talking rhubarb"

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