clinker

see also teggit

Ouch! Teggits

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beef spray

Deodorant spray. So called because it gets rid of your 'beef'.

Oi, got any beef spray I can borrow?

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superkings

Brand of extra large cigarette.

"20 superkings please"

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routemaster

Old-style bus as seen in London. Being withdrawn because idiots keep falling off the back and suing, but its not a bad thing coz they smoke like hell.

"Is the chip shop on fire or is the next bus a routemaster?"

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Polesworth

Small village near Tamworth, full of scallies. Term for slag.

"Shes a bit Polesworth"

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book an ambulance

What someone pretends to do shortly before dangerous activity, eg heavy drinking or a drug session.

Man talking into hand: "Hello, I'd like to book an ambulance... yes, 10 o'clock please..."

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hard core

Working all day and smoking all night for several days in succession.

Oh dear. Hard core all week = barnsley syndrome

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