jago

Abbrev. of jobs a good'un.

Then i found a tenner! jago

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hard core

Working all day and smoking all night for several days in succession.

Oh dear. Hard core all week = barnsley syndrome

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sunshine coach

UK equiv. of short bus.

Oh no! Not the Sunshine Coach!

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back of a bus

Ugly, eg "Face like the back of a bus".

Hes got a face like the back of a bus

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book an ambulance

What someone pretends to do shortly before dangerous activity, eg heavy drinking or a drug session.

Man talking into hand: "Hello, I'd like to book an ambulance... yes, 10 o'clock please..."

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corsa

Extremely poor car made by Vauxhall (GM). Slightly modified Nova. Very slow, no style, often seen in Tamworth being driven by scallies wearing a hi-vis.

Whos that twat in the Corsa?

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apple computer

thread on urbandictionary.com used by geeks to insult each other

apples are shit blah blah...
no theyre not blah blah...

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