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summon a bus

To light a cigarette while waiting for a bus at a bus stop. Derived from the belief in murphy's/sod's law, which states that a bus (on which smoking is not permitted) will always arrive shortly after a cigarette is lit.

(Man waiting for bus): "Ill just summon the bus.."

by Oracle March 8, 2005


cop the needle

To become annoyed.

Im gonna cop the needle in a minute!

by Oracle March 13, 2004

27πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


needle

To annoy.

Youre needling me

by Oracle March 13, 2004

108πŸ‘ 62πŸ‘Ž


Queenheartles

1. Sow
2. Bzak mooey
3. Welfare fraud

Queenheartles, while snarfing in the trough, mooed at the simulated train running thru the kitchen, getting soot all over her poo-poo undies.

by Oracle December 17, 2003

15πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


rawhide

When your really stoned and rolling a joint takes for ever.

Rolling, rolling, rolling.....

by Oracle March 13, 2004

87πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


silverlink

Very slow train. Takes longer than the megabus, but costs more! Also slang term for skiving or driving too slowly.

Croft, why are you doing 60 on the motorway? Are you the silverlink?

by Oracle March 13, 2004

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


john prescott

Rotund New labour minister. Known for driving 2 jaguars (sometimes at the same time) and punching people.

2 Jags Prescott

by Oracle March 13, 2004

197πŸ‘ 91πŸ‘Ž