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A complex device that can help prevent both overpopulation and intercellular war. This device can come in many different varieties - such as slippery, bumpy, and strawberry.
In other words, a condom.
Make sure you always wear a Jimmy Hat while wildly thrusting into the subject of your lust.
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An English superstar who does little to no business in North America. A man who makes fun of his own arrogance and who's musical lyrics sometimes borders on softcore porn.
Songs: Monsoon, Hot Fudge, Rock DJ, Angels.
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A musician from County Kildare, Ireland, whose style is similar to John Mayer(except better), but with an Irish twist. Possibly the best music to ever come out of Ireland.
Songs include: The Blowers Daughter, Cannonball, Delicate.
Me: "Listen to Damien Rice"
You: "Okay."
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