p-mail

Liquid communications used by dogs, usually deposited near letterboxes, fire-hydrants and lamp posts.

Mike: That was a long walk, I thought you were only going around the block.
Sophia: Splash (male dog) had a lot of p-mail to catch up on.

Backseat dater

Applies to those friends who are way too involved in your love life.
Female: what is she/he like? (wishes to know all details on all levels, including your reactions and responses, her/his reactions and responses, future plans, current communication issues; are your needs being met?)
Male: did you get laid?

That Sophia wants to know everything about my dates, she is such a backseat dater. She needs to get out more.

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