HIV positive

absolutely sure
more acceptable to say if you actually have AIDS

from a South Park episode

"are you sure dude?" "yeah man, I'm HIV positive"

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meating

The glorious consumption of meat as a social event. Success is measured in number of animals required to fill the stomachs of participants.

"yo I want some tuna"
"fuck that jon, we're having a meating tonight"

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Meating

A gathering of peers with the common goal of cooking and consuming more meat than one can eat. Stomach expansion is expected to be at at least twofold, as well as a cumulative death of at least 3 different animals for the event.

"will there be any veggie burgers at your guys' meating?"
"no fuck you jon you fucking vegetarian this is a fucking meating"

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