Nicaraguan Earmuffs

The act of having a penis thrust into both ears as one defecates onto the chest of an albino.

"Terry has to wear double hearing aids now, cause he tried the Nicaraguan Earmuffs."

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Ruggler

A single guy. Or a group of males,usually portraying themselves as tougher than their station.

Those guys are a bunch or Rugglers, we should head over there and beat the balls off of them.

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Pigger

The flamingly homosexual guitar player and singer for the legendary band Banana Monster.

"Where were you last night bro?"
"I was getting a blow job from Pigger."
"Sweet bro."

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Flohmp

To casually place ones penis into another's mouth.

"Dude you need me to come over there and Flohmp anything into your mouth?"
"No I'm ok."
"Ok man, just checking."

...Yeah I just Flohmped her while she was texting her Mom.
Nice!