Worrier Warrior

A person characterized by significant worry, to the point of being a champion of worry.

The graduate student attempted to study, only to be met with extreme worry. The roommate came in and noted said extreme worry, distressing “you’re worrying too much, worrier warrior.”

rice-balling

Asian form of tea bagging

Person A: “Hey, I just got some tea bags today!”
Person B: “Nice, dude! I’m going to Tokyo tomorrow for some rice-balling with this cute guy I met on Grindr! Don’t worry if I don’t respond; I’m gonna have my mouth full!”