Too Beautiful

An anomaly where too much of a good thing is a bad thing.

"The waiter tripped, the cashier dropped the change, someone leaped over a shrub to hold a door, my date stuttered, I was asked for a business card while pumping gas, and while working out, a man blurted out he wanted me to know he's straight and no longer married. But nobody *really* tried to talk to me. Why?"

"You are Too Beautiful. Dumb it down."