momly

A word describing a woman who is not hot enough to be a milf, but is by no means ugly. These women usually look pretty good, but have some feature like boring hair, mom jeans, or plainer clothes that make them not as hot. There probably was a time where you would have hit that, but now, you'd have to have a few drinks before you'd even consider it.

Dude: Oh man, it's no wonder Gretchen's got it going on, just look at her mom.

Guy: Yeah, Gretchen's mom definitely looks like she was bangable back in the day, but she's a little too momly for me to do her now.

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Ham sandwich moment

The point in a House M.D. episode where Dr. Gregory House solves the puzzle and finds the one missing piece that saves the patient's life. It usually occurs the minute a patient is about to die, resulting in House bursting into the room, making an incision, pull out a live animal (sometimes), and curing the patient of their affliction.

This was named for the Pilot episode and episode 314 (Insensitive) in which a ham sandwich provoked the moment.

House Fan 1: "Why does he keep looking at the hair behind her ear?"

House Fan 2: "Oh, this is it! The ham sandwich moment!"

House Fan 1: "Look at that, the cheap hair color solution she used had chemicals that mimicked hormones, which caused her to be sick."

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