A Minor

Either a musical chord, or an underage person.

I got to finger a minor last night... it was fun and the whole crowd cheered.

8👍 8👎

Rumahoy

The world's greatest pirate metal band.

Yeah, Alestorm is cool, but have you tried Rumahoy?

Alley

A public restroom in India.

Let's see what footage my HD security cams in that alley have caught!

Regret

A miserable attempt at time travel that ends with you feeling like crap.

Damn, I regret everything I did last night. I wish I could go back and choose differently.

Pringles can

A sex toy that's usable by both genders. Might make sex uncomfortable if you try to use it as a condom.

Horny dude: I wanna have sex with this Pringles can.
Another dude: What the fuck is wrong with you?

4👍 1👎