Deudem

A combination of latin Deus (godly) and fidem (faith/devotion) to represent a romantic or parental devotion/dedication to someone

An intense deudem filled me as I looked into my new born's eyes

My fear at how precious this love is was replaced with an invanquishable deudem

Thrillionaire

Someone who lives life for the thrills. Is always out doing something, catching up with people, doing something new, generally having a good time.

Did you see Davo's latest insta post. The thing's he gets up to, what a thrillionaire

Cosmostic

To do with the cosmos or something otherworldly. Most often used in a supernatural sense.

Eg. The novel Romeo and Juliet refers to the cosmostic relation between the heavens and the young couple's fate.

Cunt Muppet

An Australian term for any cunt who's a muppet.
Or for non-australians: Any annoying person who's also pretty stupid

Davo: Fuck Jazlyn's come up to me 5 times today asking how to tie a pair of shoes

Bazza: Jesus, what a cunt muppet

Daft Punk

The secretive robot-house duo Daft Punk is actually Greg Page and Anthony Field from the Wiggles.

The revelation came after Field was seen walking around in a blue skivvy and a robot helmet in Sydney yesterday. “I just totally lost track of what I was doing,” Field said. “I’d just finished up a Wiggles concert and was off to a Daft Punk interview and forgot to take the skivvy off. So now everyone knows. It’s no biggy”.

Page – who left the Wiggles earlier this year to concentrate on Daft Punk’s new album – says there is more crossover between the two groups than many people realise. “Daft Punk’s first album was actually just Hot Potato played backwards with a high-pass filter,” he said.

Asked which group he prefers, Field said, “I do enjoy playing to a room full of screaming kids. But I probably prefer the Wiggles concerts”. #Daft Punk

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Christmas Cumming

A poem to celebrate the coming of Christmas!

'Christmas Cumming'

With a tip of his hat,
and a flick of his dick.
He covered me in liquid,
so smooth and so slick.
I felt him inside me,
his sausage was thick.
But all I could say was,
Oh! Saint Nick!