Anastasia

An Anastasia is a very outgoing and honest person. She is loud in the best way possible, and she has a great sense of humor. Once you meet her , you can never forget her and she will remain in your heart at all times. She loves animals , and is a caring person, but would kill a child if it’s too loud on a plane.

Billy: I hate her so much

jeff : isn’t that Anastasia? How could you hate her?

Zed

Zed is a fucking idiot who probably likes anime and sips on his bottle of crack once in a while and sits around all the time worrying about life and his kids in malaisa. People annoy him about the fact that his name is a literal letter, and also similar to the name of a very famous DJ.

"Hey have you seen zed"
"Yeah, he is just eating his vegan meal right now"