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Hundred-thousand hustle

When a car hits the 100,000 mi/km mark and starts becoming an endless money pit due to constant repair work needed.

“I want to look for a cheap used car but don’t want anything over 100k on the odometer. I don’t have the time, sanity, or money to go through a hundred-thousand hustle.”

by Original Orangutans August 7, 2019


Rubber dick

A typo of Rubber duck.

I have a pretty big rubber dick collection.

by Original Orangutans August 22, 2017

2👍 2👎


Floor Money

Money (especially coins) one would find on the floor in public places. See also: finders keepers

The best form of passive income would be to collect floor money.

by Original Orangutans September 25, 2020


wallbite

When you unintentionally tap a wall in Mario Kart and the impact slows you down.

I was gonna get a 1st place finish, but a wallbite happened at the last corner. I finished in 4th.

by Original Orangutans September 10, 2017

1👍 4👎


Rubber duckie

A condom.

I’m not going to fuck unless I have my rubber duckie!

by Original Orangutans October 30, 2019


Influencer bait

Technology products produced solely for the attention of social media influencers and/or reviewers.

The products are typically manufactured with weak craftsmanship, have little or no long-term software support, and have a high price.

A manufacturer may financially compensate an influencer to review, talk positively about, and be seen using a product.

Who even is the target audience for AI assistant devices? Why can't they integrate the technology to smartphones? They feel like influencer bait!

by Original Orangutans April 30, 2024


Mashing off

Masturbating with a flaccid penis

One might find themselves mashing off when they’re bored of watching porn.

by Original Orangutans December 27, 2018