Fart

A chance to be embarrassed at school.

Hey dude, did you just fart? (Laughter)

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Turn-based equality

When a minority group asks for equal rights by placing themselves above what was above them instead of leveling out the playing field; i.e. ‘taking turns’ becoming the majority group.

Minorites won’t be taken seriously by others if they resort to turn-based equality because doing so tells them that they’re better than who they are (when in reality, they aren’t).

Stupid money

An amount of money (usually a lot) that can be disposed of without any consequences or downsides (not nervous etc. to spend it).

Some sports teams spend stupid money to have certain players on their rosters.

Ring culture

A belief that success in sports can only be measured by championships (members of championship teams are typically awarded rings, which is where the term comes from).

In a season where a team does not win a championship, those who believe in ring culture identify said season as a failure, regardless of how close to a championship said team was.

Fan 1: "I can't believe my team just lost the Super Bowl. I'm not wearing any of my Super Bowl gear ever again. This year was horrible!"
Fan 2: "Ring culture is ruining the experience as fans. Just be happy that your team made it to the biggest stage."

Churger

Short for 'cheeseburger'.

Get yourself a big double churger!

Realing it

The opposite of faking it.

If you fake something so decently, others will think you’re realing it.

hunnerd

Alternative pronunciation of 'hundred'.

"The best I can do is three hunnerd."

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