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Sprite

Official soft drink of “bros” everywhere. Competes for that title with Baja Blast.

I drink Sprite because everything else is for boys.

by Original Orangutans December 28, 2018


Kershawing

An unintentional failure to meet important expectations that were based around prior experience.

Named after the star pitcher for the Los Angeles Dodgers, Clayton Kershaw, who infamously played baseball worse in the postseason than he did in the regular season.

The state champion football team kershawed their way out of a national title, after expecting themselves to cruise their way to victory without a sense of seriousness. Kershawing serves as a reality check for "unstoppable" teams/individuals.

by Original Orangutans October 25, 2023


Overdog

A sports team that is significantly better than most other teams in their respective league, but fall short of being the best.

In a direct matchup against the best team, they are the underdog.

In college football, LSU and Georgia are the overdogs of the Southeastern Conference. They are better than most other teams in the conference, yet are mostly overshadowed by Alabama.

by Original Orangutans March 28, 2022


Manufacturing a shit

Successfully forcing oneself to defecate when one doesn't have the urge to do so.

John told his wife that he had to take a dump, but he found himself manufacturing a shit after his urge was a false alarm.

by Original Orangutans July 1, 2023


Movie butt

A person who always farts when their butt is exposed.

The term derives from a common cliché in films, whenever an exposed butt is seen, there’s always a fart.

I always fart whenever I go take a shit, I think I have a movie butt.

by Original Orangutans August 21, 2018


Puberty ball

A baseball fan who tries to secure a catch of a home run/foul ball, but drops it.

(in reference to a male's testicles dropping as they undergo puberty)

The dude in the stands who tried catching Judge's home run ended up with a puberty ball.

by Original Orangutans November 2, 2022


choke artists

A sports team who consistently chokes, regardless of how well they're playing.

The Mets and the Dodgers are prime examples of choke artists-- they may play as well as they could in the regular season, but ultimately blow their chances at a championship.

by Original Orangutans November 1, 2022