chain letter

a form of demoralization by recieving a letter that must be sent to many friends in order to have good luck. people will customarily test this theory, by trying to send it to their friends, then finding out they don't have any.

Friends don't let friends give friends chain letters.

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sufficiently awesome

Awesome, but not TOO awesome.

*While buzzed on beer.* This pizza is sufficiently awesome.

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starbucks

a plan thought up by some idiot (see George Bush) that actually worked, eventually attempting to result in world domination. (see Borg)

"they're not actually a Starbucks, they just sell their coffee, so it's not really a Starbucks!" (Somewhere in Alaska)

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citation

1. The weapon of schools to attempt to defend against plagiarism by saying where things come from, thus eliminating original thought.
2. A very fast jet made by Cessna.

1. "I'm just gonna make up a few citations for the report." (Because quantity always matters over quantity anyways)
2. "Holy crap! Your grandma was drivin' faster than a Citation X!"

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Chimp

1. (noun): an anthropoid ape (Pan troglodytes) of equatorial Africa that is smaller and more arboreal than the gorilla

2. (noun): Pete Sampras (usually used with "the" and capitalized)

1. The chimp is smarter than The President.

2. The Chimp was one of the greatest tennis players of all time.

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gunzungus

Exclamation of delight or discovery.

Gunzungus!

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matrix

a massive computer program used in a movie of the same title, serving the purpose of controlling the human race, ironically not that far from the truth...

"Hey, you think we're in a matrix?"
"Shut up! The highway scene's almost on again! SHHHH!"

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